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Warhammer/Silmarillion crossover by Morgaer Warhammer/Silmarillion crossover by Morgaer
1) The Emperor of Mankind - needs no introduction.
2) Feanor - an elf, who had the most children in the history of Middle-earth. And the most famous - if something interesting happened in the world -in most of the events or his ears stuck out of it, or any of his sons. Even from the War of the Ring you can draw a line to him, because the rings Sauron kraft with Feanor`s only grandson.

If you're wondering what the crap Emperor is drinking - it creepy Turkish drink called Salgam. It looks like this: [link] and [link] , and I doubt that anyone other than Turkish can drink it. (Yes, the Turkish version of the origin of the Emperor I like more than a creationist-shaman))))


1) ИМПЕРАТОР ЧЕЛОВЕЧЕСТВА - в представлении не нуждается.
2) Феанор, - самый многодетный эльф в истории Средиземья. И самый знаменитый, - если в мире случалось что-то интересное, - в большинстве случаев из события торчали уши либо его, либо кого-то из его сыновей. Даже от Войны Кольца можно провести линию к нему, ибо колечки Саурон крафтил на пару с Феаноровым единственным внуком.

"- ... и у меня есть семь сыновей!
- Пфф, всего семь? У меня их двадцать! (Или двадцать один, - не уверен...)
- Зато своих я вырастил сам.
-... Ок, ты выиграл -_- "

Если вам интересно, что за хрень папа-Император пьет, - это жуткий турецкий напиток под названием Шалгам. Выглядит он так:
[link] и [link], и сомневаюсь, что кто-то кроме турок может это пить. (Да, турецкий вариант происхождения Императора мне нравится больше, чем креационистско-шаманский ))))
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Revan005 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
Смешная идея.
Morgaer Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
Спасибо :)
DarylChin Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
The God Emperor is a great scientist, a shrewd politician and an accomplished general.

But he sucks balls as a father.
Morgaer Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
It's true .. Although he tried.
DarylChin Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
He needs to try harder. :(

Especially after that stunt he pulled at Angron...
Morgaer Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013
Yeah, Angron and Conrad - is epic fail. In general, I sometimes think that he just did not understand adolescent psychology, and believed that all of his sons - the same impenetrable nihilists like himself. And treat them accordingly, for example -  Lorgar or Perturabo.
DarylChin Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013
I know right?

He left Perturabo alone, blow up Lorgar's model city and expect all of them to walk it off? After living for a long time and fathered many children, he should have known these parental hazards by now.

Big E, you set your own Imperium on fire.

Walk it off. From your throne:icontrollfaceplz:
CompassWolf123 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha... Henry 8th walks in, "You have nothing. I probably have 100+ bastards. Didn't bother to count."
I enjoyed it. ;)
Morgaer Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
Well, we do not know how many bastards with the Emperor had accumulated over the centuries :)
jericho537 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014
plus i saw some guy in the Guiness world record book that had 200+ kids 
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